just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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