it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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