he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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