If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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