well I can't set my house on fire every night
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want her autograph on my taint
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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