i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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