You're so nebulous sometimes
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
