normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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