I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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