Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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