Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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