he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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