I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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