This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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