That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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