Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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