he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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