so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
pop tarts are not kleenex
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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