Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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