HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He did a backflip because drugs
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