just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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