And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize