i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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