I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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