You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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