We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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