Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I need to align my fucking chakras
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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