you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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