people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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