But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I can't turn off my feet"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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