Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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