Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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