Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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