Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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