I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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