well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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