He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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