I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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