I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
