I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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