Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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