You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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