I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
