dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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