She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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