508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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