No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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