I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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