Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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