That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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