Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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