honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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