my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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