Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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