oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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