You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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