I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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