well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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