GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Randomize
